The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be born.

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captain obvious

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!