The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to see through windows

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!