the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to be born.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!