the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to fail

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to see through glass

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!