The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!