The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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wast your time on the computer

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to not have power

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!