- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to float without gravity.

The power to send emails via pigeon

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to poo in the toilet

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

to have the super power to do nothing

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

Pointless Super Powers