The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to pee on command

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!