the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to fail

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Being a freemason

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!