the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!