solar powered night-vision

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the power to die

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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KeemStar

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!