The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to breathe

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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Lactokinesis

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!