The power to switch gender identity

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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solar powered night-vision

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!