The power to become a llama.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to fart mace

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!