to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to mind reeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!