The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to get nits -jesse

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!