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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.
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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed
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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post
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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.
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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.
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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.
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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...
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Night vision that only works during the day
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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.
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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.
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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.
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The power to shit brix
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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.
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The power to have a small penis
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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power
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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours
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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.
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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.
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The Power To Poop on Command.
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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs
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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.
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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!
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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.
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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!