A power level of under 9000.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to never finish your sente

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!