- Pointless Super Powers

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

The power to snore.

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The Power To Poop on Command.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The power to be listened to when noone's around.