The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Endless falling....

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!