The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to breathe

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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i like pie.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to fail

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!