The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to see through air.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be born.

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Find Waldo

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!