The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!