The power to be justin beiber

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!