The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to poke

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!