the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!