Swiss army teeth.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to die at will

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power spite flower

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!