The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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power to see through glass doors

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!