The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have no powers

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!