The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to see through air

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to breathe

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!