The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to mind reeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!