The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to get older every second

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to have no powers

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to go part way through walls

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Melting

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!