The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to have a power.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!