The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to breathe

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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i like pie.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to fart flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!