The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to ride a bike

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to see through water

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!