the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to like any show

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!