the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to turn wine into water

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!