The power to fart flames

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see through water

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!