- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to see the present.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to be your self

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to have a small penis

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power to be dead

The power to reproduce asexually.

The power to think about useless power

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

Endless falling....

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The power to never finish your sente

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

Pointless Super Powers