The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to have a power.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to have a small penis

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!