the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to die at will.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!