The power of not knowing

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to have no powers.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!