the power two become drunk at anytime

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to look into cheese.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

The power of trolling your self

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The ability to make your text green on google

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!