The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!