The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to shit brix

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!