Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

the power to fly for a second

the power to die at will

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The power to microwave bread

the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

The power to get thumbs down.

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to have any pointless power you want

the power to move something right next to you

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

The superpower to poo at will.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to die while dieing

The ability to understand women!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!