The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to move something right next to you

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!