The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to have no powers

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to get older every second

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!