the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to breathe

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to get nits -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!