the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to come second in any race

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!