The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to vote

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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Imortality.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Melting

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!