The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to live.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!