The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to sleep

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!