- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to make someone think about frogs

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

the power to write only the letter R

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

The power to have a small penis

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

The power to think about useless power

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

the ability to only do pointless things.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

Pointless Super Powers