the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to microwave bread

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to switch gender identity

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!