The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The Power to Combust

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!