- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to fart anytime i want to.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to think salmon.

The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

The power to have children at will.

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to suck your own dick

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The ability to lactate air.

The power to transform into yourself

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the power to shit with your mouth

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

the power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers