The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!