The power to see through water

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The power to switch gender identity

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to catch em all

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to find lost socks.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!