Power to always have exact change.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to vote

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!