The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The Power of cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to microwave bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!