The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to be stupid

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to learn only at school.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!