the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!