The power of bullet atraction

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability to see through glass.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to fall up.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!