- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

Reverse Pooping

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

The ability to have no abilities.

The power to fuck everyone.

The power to read your own thoughts.

to make asians smart

The power to never end your .

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to come back to life but only after u die

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

Pointless Super Powers