The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

The power to become a dead ant.

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to make objects slightly furry

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to go part way through walls

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to control hummingbirds.

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to be really bad at math.

the power to die on command

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to wink really fast.

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!