the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to see through water

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!