The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!