The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!