The power to shoot milk through your eyes

The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

The power to die whenever you fall asleep

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!