The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

The ability to be a successful troll.

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The power to do NOTHING!

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power of your girlfriend's will

Have sex but not feel it

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!