the power to taste your own spit

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to create shit

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to watch tv

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!