Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!