The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to perpetually yawn.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

the power to fart in 7 different colors

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

The power to shit purple butterflies.

To be waterproof but only when your not wet

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!