The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to become a dead ant.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to die on command

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!