The power to piss lava.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to like any show

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!