The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to bleed

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to understand math.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!