the power to have no one read this post

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!