The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to snore.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to make cats burp.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!