the power to

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to think salmon.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to see through air

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to like any show

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!