The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!