the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!