The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to die....

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to lick your own back...

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!