the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!